As any attorney licensed in the
State of New York, I must comply with Continued Legal Education (CLE)
requirements. Such requirements can be complied remotely or by personal
attendance. Once you attend a seminar, you join the mailing lists of
companies handling such seminars. So, I am on one of those mailing and
e-mailing lists.
Today I received a notification
about a seminar that I believed I must share with the public.
Here it is. What completely blew my
mind are the two headings:
"What Civil Court Judges Want
You to Know" and the subheading in the "Program
description" "Learn Civil Court Judges' Individual
Preferences and Pet Peeves".
The Program Description is worth
quoting in the full:
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Learn Civil Court Judges' Individual
Preferences and Pet Peeves
What if you could
explore the different cultural climates of the judges' courtrooms without your
clients' lives depending on the outcome of the exploration? Now you can. Take advantage of the unique opportunity to gain years of
courtroom experience in one engaging discussion with civil court judges.
Discover what the presiding triers of fact think of the litigation process and learn their personal rules and preferences.
Register today!
Review the elements of what the judges consider to be a
strong case theme.
Find out what trial judges think of the use of ADR and its
role in the litigation process.
Learn tips and tricks to implement in your next set of voir
dire questions.
Explore the specific nuances of each
judge's presiding style so that you can tailor your practice to suit that
courtroom.
Learn to make expert witness testimony work for - not
against - you.
Time your objections right to achieve
maximum impact without alienating
the judge or jury.
Review the most prominent ethical dilemmas and get
compliance and resolution tips from the judges.
Gain judges' tips and pointers for being
more efficient and effective in their courtrooms.
Identify the most common witness and evidence errors that
judges hope you'll avoid.
Get precious face-time with the local
judges.
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(An update as of August 28, 2016 - since content interlinked above was removed, I am posting the snippets I made of the e-mail sent to me about that program:
Please, note that " precious face time with local judges" is sold for money - $359 per lawyer.)
The seminar is meant as a "basic-to-intermediate level program", which means it allows entry-level attorneys, fresh from law school, to attend. In New York, for the first two years out of law school attorneys are not allowed to review CLE materials remotely and must attend such CLE seminars in person.
Since it is CLE seminar for the
young attorneys, given for officially approved credit, this is how young
attorneys are supposed to be indoctrinated in legal skills and ethics.
Now, I know absolutely nothing about
the presiding panel of judges. I never appeared in front of them, I
practice mostly in another area and likely will never appear in front of them
in the future.
Since I do not know anything about
these judges, I cannot say anything bad about them, and presume they are
impartial judicial officers of the court. I make this presumption on a
condition that these judges did not know how the seminar was going to be
advertised, and that it will concern their individual preferences,
personal rules and "pet peeves".
The agenda of the seminar which I
provided in a separate snippet could be considered neutral and appropriate, if
it was not delivered with two headlines on top of it, "What Civil Court Judges Want You to Know" and "Learn Civil Court Judges' Individual Preferences and Pet Peeves".
The organizers of the seminar
indicate by these two headlines that civil court judges want litigants
and attorneys to "Learn Civil Court Judges' Individual Preferences and Pet
Peeves".
A "pet
peeve" is "a minor annoyance that an individual identifies
as particularly annoying to themselves, to a greater degree than others may
find it".
What catches my attention in the
context of pet peeves of a judge is
that, well, a judge is not supposed to have pet
peeves. If he or she has a pet peeve, he or she is
not supposed to humor them, and much less to announce them to the world, at an
expensive ethical seminar where attorneys are learning
about judges' pet peeves in exchange for a hefty
payment and for state-authorized credit as if they are
actually learning how to ethically practice law.
Same refers to judges "individual
preferences" or "personal rules". As we know from the
concept of separation of powers, judges are not lawmakers have no authority
to make personal rules that may substantially affect litigation.
Once again, I do not know these
judges who are members of the upcoming panel. And I do not know their
"individual preferences", "personal rules" and
especially their "pet peeves", or, in other words, what irks and
annoys them more than other mortals.
But you know what? The concept
of equal protection of laws and the concept of the rule of law presupposes that
if I see these judges for the very first time in my life and never paid $359.00
to learn about their "individual preferences" and "pet
peeves", my client and I will still have to be afforded by these judges
the same protection under the law as clients of attorneys who have been in
front of these judges, have been to these "preferences and pet
peeves" seminars and know how to navigate waters around these judges.
What concerns me to no end, as an attorney, litigant, citizen, taxpayer and voter, is the
teaser in this e-mail flyer that paying for this seminar to learn about
personal rules, preferences and pet peeves of judges is risk-free and can be
done without jeopardizing my clients' lives.
To me, such an
advertising teaser means to me as the target of this advertisement, in my
personal opinion, that entering a courtroom and exploring these same
preferences, personal rules and pet peeves without a paid sneak preview through
such a seminar, may jeopardize my clients' lives. I cannot accept
that. A judge is supposed to have integrity, impartiality, proper
temperament and intellectual discipline to put his pet peeves, personal
preferences and individual rules away and treat every single party and attorney
in the courtroom equally.
The rule of law presupposes that the
law must be applied equally and uniformly, to every party
litigant, no matter what is his status, familiarity with the judge or
familiarity with the judge's personal rules, individual preferences and
especially pet peeves. In practical terms, if a litigant or
attorney has irked the judge's particular pet peeve, the judge must absolutely
disregard it and rule as if that never happened. If the judge cannot make
such an effort, he or she must step off the case. It's called a
requirement for impartiality of a judge.
If pet peeves of judges are to
be learned for money, with a view to take advantage of them in the future,
obviously to the disadvantage of the less knowledgeable attorney opponents or,
even worse, opposing pro se litigants, this is not the rule of law, but the
rule of judicial whim, which constitutes judicial misconduct and should be
eradicated, not catered for and learnt by attorneys for money and CLE credit.
Also, as a practical point, what
kind of dialogue is supposed to be had between attorneys and judges, members of
the panel?
If attorneys are forewarned in the
flyer that attorneys' "exploration" of judges individual preferences,
rules and pet peeves in the courtroom can jeopardize their clients' lives (!!),
who would dare ask the panelist judges any pertinent questions as to why they
even discuss their individual preferences, personal rules and pet peeves with
the members of the bar?
As I have written earlier in this
blog, there is a clear inequality in such a "communication"
"between the bench and the bar":
Protections
of the bench from the bar
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Protections
of the bar from the bench
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Self-imposed absolute judicial
immunity for malicious and corrupt acts
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If an attorney or his/her client
is maliciously and corruptly hurt by a judge, he only can complain to the
Judicial Conduct Committee, and has no recourse if the Committee tosses his
valid complaint
He cannot sue the judge – as
absolute judicial immunity applies
He can be disbarred through
retaliative sanctions of a judge imposed because of his complaints or
lawsuits
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The bench regulates the bar
through licensing and sanctions, even if those sanctions are malicious and
corrupt
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The bar has no effective impact
upon regulating misconduct on the bench, in other words, an attorney has no
real say in anything that a judge says or does, no matter how wrong, while
the judge has a lot of say whether the attorney complaining about him will be
able to feed his family and earn a livelihood or not
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Does it seem to you like a fair
distribution of power for purposes of “communication between the bench and the
bar”?
Does it seem to you like a discourse
between the independent judiciary and the independent bar?
Instead of having independent
advocates for people who badly need such advocacy, what we have is the state of
New York authorizing CLE credit to a group of people who are paying money to
learn judges’ whims in order to survive and continue to earn a livelihood.
It is certainly not what ethics or
the rule of law were supposed to be, in my view.
To have beginning attorneys pay $359.00 and to award ethical credits for an opportunity to "learn the pet peeves" of judges in order not to jeorpadize clients' lives?
Am I missing something or is it an "Orwell meets Kafka" situation?