Dialogue in the courtroom:
JUDGE: I've read your voluminous pleading, with all those exhibits, all the 5-inch-thick motion, ad nauseam.
ATTORNEY: But, Your Honor, the issue is vitally important to my client and myself, those are constitutional issues, and my arguments are supported by uncontroverted documentary evidence!
JUDGE: I will reserve on the issue of sanctions as to whether your motions was made in bad faith and frivolously.
Translation: I am still considering whether I should sanction you for presenting the truth to the court in bad faith and frivolously.
Go figure.
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